Chris

(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.

exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"

by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010

chris

THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE, HES COOL GETS ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE OTHER GUYS WANT TO BE HIM. HES A DREAMER,A LOVER,A FIGHTER.YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS ON A FIXED GEAR BIKE. YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS WARING THE FRESHEST CLOTHES AHEAD OF THE TRENDS. ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE A CHRIS IS AWESOME

DAMN CHRIS GETS ALL THE GIRLS

by not him bu t me September 10, 2011

Chris

Fuckboy

Chris is a fgt fuckboy tbh.

by fgtprincess January 21, 2015

Chris

A ruggedly handsome individual that has swimable eyes and a sharp jawline. He also cannot dance to save his life and he cannot think for himself. The only cure is to find a friend companion with Aries or Picses as their astrological sign. His pride will hurt him in the end. He will be fit for a long lasting marrage with the person that can get past his many vices.

That boy, Chris, has a lot going for him.

by Eatshit. May 10, 2014

Chris

Generally a two-faced faggot liar who says he will do something and blow it off. Only uses girls to his advantage because he has nothing going for him. Once a girl gets close they will run away because he's a piece of shit. It's easier to know a chris from distance because they will say just about anything but never back it up. Usually only a good friend, but not a good lover or relationship person. They will suck you dry for all your worth then shit on you in the end. You think you can trust a chris but you are only doing yourself harm. They are really doing some two-faced shit behind your back and you don't even know it.

-"Wow she was with him for two years?"
-"Yep and he was cheating on her the whole time"
-"And why does she feel bad"?
-"Because he's a chris"

by BestGuyEverPeriod. July 4, 2012

Chris

Chris, a man of which you never heard. He likes to eat dogs.

“Chris kills people.”

by mvpoftheworld69 June 6, 2019

Chris

he sux

Oh chris, you look particularly shit today.

by Georg69 October 11, 2021