Street Chocolate

Poop, Crap, Shit, Fecal Matter left out on the street by bad pet owners or the homeless. Also a good name for a band.

A city with excess street chocolate has terrible citizens.

by sonzamonza March 09, 2014

Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

by Airborne999 April 09, 2018

Chocolate Tuna

The name given to the act of going back and forth between licking the vagina and asshole on a female.

Guy 1: Yo man I heard you gave your lady a chocolate tuna!

Guy 2: Yeah man I did. She loved it when I went back and forth licking her pussy and asshole.

Guy 1: I'm going to have to try that on my woman tonight!

by RustyGoat August 12, 2012

Chocolate Firework

When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.

Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!

by Fjord Haymo December 09, 2010

Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

by FUQ!!! September 25, 2009

Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 06, 2008

chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.

Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"

by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010