A chocolate cheeto is when you put a cheeto or cheeto puff (preferably a puff) up a girls ass the proceed to eat it out.
Dave: "dude Vanessa said she was down for a chocolate cheeto"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"
by ZackkkO May 30, 2018

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.
by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3
Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy
Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy
Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?
Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?
Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?
by Dysssmr June 2, 2020

by Dorito sauce September 7, 2017

by crekcrek January 20, 2017
