dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 July 15, 2017

Cheeto Job

When the giver of the blow job has lips covered in cheeto dust.

Ey girrrl you ready for another amazing cheeto job tonight?~

by Trollmaster004 September 20, 2017

Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

Cheeto Pie

When you bang a girl with Cheeto dust in her vag, cream pie her, then finger out the concoction for her to eat off your fingers.

Dude1: “Bro, did she really let you Cheeto Pie her last night?”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”

by DrunkMonkeyDude October 4, 2020

Vaccinated cheeto

Vaccinated cheeto is a alternative word for: poggers (Really cool) and/or "Pretty epic!"
(The opposite of diseased dorito.)

"Bruh, you do be pretty vaccinated cheeto rn."-Joel Bingle
"Vaccinated cheeto's are really epic!"-Geroldson Fingleburg

by PepsiCHEESE October 21, 2021

Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018

cheeto sauce

the residue left over from eating cheetos

Hey look at all this cheeto sauce

by Dorito sauce September 7, 2017