by hdfsdsa January 6, 2008

Maddie Campbell's are usually short, blonde, and shallow as hell - but only if they also have blue eyes. They can also be funny and intelligent, but that's a bonus. Maddie Campbell's pretend to love all the cool bands in school, but in reality the screaming stuff kind of scares her
1) it's so unfair how Maddie Campbell is going to the BVB concert when she doesn't even like them all that much
2) Maddie Campbell is so funny and smart, she's a really nice person, but dayumn is she shallow
2) Maddie Campbell is so funny and smart, she's a really nice person, but dayumn is she shallow
by Psycho Violet October 28, 2013

by elianbdakjwbe November 5, 2018

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.
by Alaska Hood August 8, 2014

by soggy spaghetti June 19, 2022

You're in a room. Five doors. Behind four are your dream women who will let you do anything you want. Behind the other is a raging Sol Campbell. Chained up for months and ridiculously horny, he will do whatever he wants to you for however long he wants. Do you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?
by ill.matic January 28, 2015

Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.
Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.
Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.
by b-diddy32 November 23, 2009
