Buumpsed

When you excessivley rip ass and can't stop farting around your soul-mate or the one you love.

Hey babe...I just buumpsed.

WOOPS, I BUUMPSed again.

Girl - "Babe why do you keep on buumpsing?"
Guy - "I dont know but I just buumpsed again."

by CHRIS THE PISS March 21, 2008

buttmuncher

one who stalks someone or follows them around 24/7 ; annoying person

he is such a buttmuncher

by jose4563 October 13, 2011

buttmuffin

A steaming fresh poop, big and smelly.

I'm baking a hot, fresh buttmuffin for you as we speak

by NogginFresh November 29, 2010

buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.

Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.

by Dave May 5, 2003

Butmuff

A slightly more course form of bum fluff, the mid point between chin-pubes and a beard- an essential for all younger daedo's

That daedo there, has the most over grown butmuff i have ever seen.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

buttmallows

The two cheeks making up one's ass. Buttocks.

Kathleen was too busy toasting her buttmallows by the fireplace to worry about the ringing phone.

by Boozy Tang January 5, 2008

buttmarked

When a faggot marks your ass for the taking.

Your in the pub and a queer laces your drink with rohypnol - you've been 'buttmarked'

by silky78 May 16, 2009