burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

by brandesign82 August 24, 2016

Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018

Packy Bugging

Standing upright in a liquor store for 8 hours with one eyebrow arched and the other eye closed.

"Joe, pick me up in 5 weeks exactly and we will go packy bugging all of the asians at Curtis Liquors."

by KP22269 April 14, 2008

Burning Ring Of Fire

The morning after eating a vindaloo, when sitting on the toilet trying to dispose of it through the other end, the sensation caused is an extreme burning otherwise known as Burning Ring Of Fire

Man 1 " I need a shit but its gonna burn like fuck"

Man 2 " Your gonna Have A burning ring of fire you poor bastard"

by Yunga B February 20, 2009

Burting

A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'

" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."

by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009

Northern Burlington

an absolute hell hole. drama spreads like wild fire, no one can ever catch a break from it. teachers suck ass and give unnecessary amounts of homework and can suck a dick. all the girls are hoes who fuck a boy once a week, and all the boys are careless fuck boys who think fucking with peoples hearts is fun. the only way to become popular is to juul, drink alcohol, fuck someone weekly, be an absolute asshole to everyone, do absolutely nothing with your life and never think about your future or think about your actions. other people’s feelings don’t matter, fuck that. every type of person can be found here, it’s like a zoo. plenty of hicks, black people who try and act, speak, and do things like sound cloud rappers, crazy ass white people, and school try hards like indians who’ve never seen a pussy or a dick before. all the black girls are extra and think they’re so tough. welcome to northern.

Hey man, what’s up?

fuck off man lemme hit my juul *smffffff* i go to northern burlington i got 10 std’s and my dick pick is known everywhere.

by student being real November 12, 2018

burning diarrhea

what one may experience after a long night of drinking, or eating lots and lots of sugar before bed.

-hey man, let's take a morning jog

-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash

by johhnycash June 19, 2008