brohoes

girls that chill with the bros.
bros being the stuck up, conservative, cocky jocks.
jock cocks.
these girls usually wear an excessive amount of makeup and hollister, are extremely loud and irritating, wear uggs every single day, straighten there hair every day, attend every single school sporting event to support "their boyz" and are too dumb to realize that the guys they hang out with only chill with them cause they think they will get their dicks sucked.
brohoes are the worst hoes.

Damnnnnnn look at those brohoes in the basketball bleachers.. bein bitches.

by ihatebrohoes March 25, 2010

Bro-ho

A bro who is there for you in all times of your live, except he remains negligent of the rule "bro's before ho's". Sometimes, he will ditch you on a night you've planned to hang out together for a noncommittal make-out with some chicks he won't remember in 6 months. Other times, he will just act like a plain toolbag to you even though there is a very respectable friendship/bromance between the two of you and things will heal up in a few hours.

"Brad was such a bro-ho when he ditched me for this whore, Kaitlyn."

"Zach, you've nut-tapped me 9 times in the last hour, quit being a bro-ho!"

by ncmo February 9, 2010

Brohon

A term of endearment between 2 people sharing a common goal.

Brohon you'll be able to do this.

by BrotherBrohon March 27, 2011

Brohoesaphet

The words bro and the name of an eqyptian king combined. A common term bros call one another. Used commonly during a greeting. A brohoesaphet is a bro of high status. You wouldn't call a lesser friend brohoesaphet.

Yo brohoesaphet, pass me tha bleezy.

by Perky hungz June 7, 2011

brohozen

A person with no balls who is constantly whipped

Matt is such a brohozen- he is always whipped by Alllie

by Nrxc February 22, 2014

Broholic

When you hang out with your brother or a bro for a long period of time that it makes people think that you are in love with them, doing things with them, or you just have no other friends to hang out with.

"Hey I think u need help because your a Broholic"

by Dinoyoshi December 19, 2014

Brohooded

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.
A word used when someone loses or fails epicly. Usually used when playing video games, but not limited to it can also be used in life.

if you blow up the other teams base you say "Get Brohooded"
you sink kyle's battleship you say "Get Brohooded kyle"
you win your hockey game 7-0 the other team got brohooded
playing paintball and you shoot your homie in the goggles you scream out "you just got brohooded"
you stub your toe on the door you just go brohooded

by KyleThePleb May 19, 2016