Brandon

a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.

whata Brandon.

OMBrandon

by slawisgood December 6, 2010

Brandon

The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.

I hate Brandon

by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011

Brandon

A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.

Brandon is suck a Brandon

by Dondomflim June 3, 2017

Brandon

The most amazing guy out there, he is so loving and is an amazing kisser. He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. His dick is so big. He is very attractive and loves cuddles. One of the most funny guys you will ever meet and will almost make you pee yourself from laughing. If you river meet a brandon be sure not to mess up with him or you will regret it.

Person 1 : He is sooo attractive

Person 2 : he must be a brandon

Person 1 : yeah he has a big dick

by ;) memer (: June 4, 2017

Brandon

A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!

Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”

by The know it all!! June 19, 2018

Brandon

a really fun guy!!! hes the best guy ever and any girl is lucky to have him. hes adorable.

brandon, hes a really nice and funny dude

by king200 November 8, 2015

Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

by 6'4" November 6, 2019