Non-boyfriend boyfriend

The male part of a relationship that, for all purposes, are boyfriend and girlfriend, yet the couple refuses to acknowledge it or use the label.

M: Hey, are you and your boyfriend coming to my party on Saturday?
V: He's not my boyfriend!! But yeah, we'll be there, after dinner with his mom.
M: Oh yeah, sorry, your non-boyfriend boyfriend.

by MadisonG November 4, 2010

boyfriend

The bain of ones existence. May cause consumption of alcohol is massive quantities and loss of all sanity.

Im getting "mad at my boyfriend" drunk tonight!

by Smashly June 13, 2008

BoyFriend

Something i'll never have :(

Me:He's so hot
Friend:ask him to be your boyfriend
Me:nooooo im scared...

by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022

boyfriend

a fuck stick who repeatedly breaks your heart and then drags you back into hell when you try to leave.

my boyfriend is fucking psycho.

by Me. Buttlicker February 10, 2020

boyfriend

U can use "this" insted of walking with dog

woman: c'mon boy! let's go !!
boyfriend: hou hou

by LoThLoRiEn February 2, 2004

boyfriend

A type of person who was hired by the mafia to get in the way of all my girlfriends(hoes).

ME: hEY BABY
gIRL: HEY
bOY: i AM HER BOYFRIEND
mE: bACK OFF MY HOES!
bOY; (SCARED) OOOOH OKKKKK!

by p.i.m.p. November 20, 2003

no boyfriend

a lack of a boyfriend. possibly because you are a huge loser.

I'm sorry you have no boyfriend.

by elpoopadora April 8, 2009