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boone squash

Whale shit found at the bottom of the ocean, usually referring to a person.
You're about as useful as boone squash. OR You smell like boone squash you stinky bastard.
by BubblesTPB April 20, 2015
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Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?
Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
mugGet the Boon or Banemug.

Boone Chad

A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.
Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad
mugGet the Boone Chadmug.

Booned Out

1)To be one with much swagger

2)To be beyond real
That kid is booned out for smashing my chick....
by Captain Swagger Dagger February 23, 2011
mugGet the Booned Outmug.

boon tune

Racist white guy in the office says can you play something other than them boon tunes please
by Steveclarksleepster September 15, 2022
mugGet the boon tunemug.

cheese boons

Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.
Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons
by Poonnan May 24, 2018
mugGet the cheese boonsmug.

Eggy Boon

A phrase used when a persons excitement reaches its full potienal or when some undescribely exciting happens.
"EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON!!"

"Eggy Fuckin' Boon!!"

" Thats Eggy Boon That"
by RyanNeck August 2, 2009
mugGet the Eggy Boonmug.

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