The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
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Get the bonk mug.1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
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