Bonk

When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.

Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.

by thongas April 14, 2021

Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

BONK!

To hug or to be hugged

Hey sis bonk! love ya

by Wolffame April 30, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

Bonk

The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one

Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.

Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks

Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!

by Ling the ming August 12, 2012

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Bonk Choy

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.

"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023