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Bongo

Similar to the word "Mango", it is used to describe an idiotic person, or their action. A bongo is someone who is so stupid that they probably do not have a brain, their head is just skin stretched over their skull.
He was such a bongo, he couldn't even count to 10.
by MassiveLegend July 21, 2018
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spicy bongos

A funky word for tits :3
Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0

Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024
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Bongo

Person 1: ‘wanna pass round a bongo tonight’
Person 2: ‘yeah okay I can’t play too much as my mum will find out’
by Bongoman123 January 19, 2019
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bongo brother

a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.
"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."

"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"
by bongoman January 15, 2008
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Bongo

Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you or knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield, London. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.
He bongoed me into paying him extra

“I wouldn’t trust them they’re bongo”
“I fuck with them they got the bongo”
by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024
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slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?
by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019
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Bongo Bangerz

where your a professional African and know how to bongo bang.
Sadio Mane and Mamadou Sakho are both bongo bangerz
by nclay999 August 23, 2017
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