by Akakajbaabbaab November 23, 2021
Get the The Bongo Brothersmug. Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you, get you what you need, knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.
He Bongoed me swiftly into paying him extra.
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”
by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024
Get the Bongomug. by polarseltzer69 June 11, 2023
Get the BONGOmug. Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.
Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot March 7, 2012
Get the Clam Bongomug. John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021
Get the Bongomug. by Tom the beeper January 16, 2016
Get the Bongosmug. Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
Get the Crongo-Bongomug.