balloon knot

Description of the appearance of the butthole

He was eye to brown eye with her balloon knot

by r3c0gniz3r May 5, 2018

bello

the most beautiful guys have this last name. particularly those who are mixed, very curly hair, tall and handsome. i had a guy with this last name and i lost him, so if you ever get a bello or you are talking to a mr bello, dont lose him

aaliya: who are u talking to all the time i swear u guys never stop snapping

me: Mr bello

by noonewilleverknowxo July 5, 2023

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

water balloon condom

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

by kachoiw April 18, 2022

hot air ballooning

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!

Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.

by izzygalvez January 29, 2009

mexican water balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.

She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.

by omega man 72 January 14, 2017