by hugeman6969 April 9, 2021
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Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz
I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board
I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board
by echostorm August 28, 2008
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Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.
by kaspear February 10, 2019
Get the slap the board mug.When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.
Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.
by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021
Get the Human Charcuterie Board mug.Bardstown, KY is a place where all dreams go to die. There is nothing at all to do. At all. As an added benefit, to defray the boredom, some of the world's best bourbon is manufactured here.
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Get the bulletin board whore mug.A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board
by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006
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