Bieber condoms

a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch

Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*

by mermaidman&lilwayne May 8, 2010

Bieber Fever

"Bieber Fever" a.k.a. "Ear Cancer." Is a type of cancer, thay you can recieve while listening to many Justin Bieber songs. It is very deadly, it can cause death in less than 3 days. It is the most deadliest cancer known to man, however, there is a cure. The cure is to listen to REAL music, like Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, e.t.c.

Dumbshit Bieber Fan: lolz i haz beiber fevah!

3 days later....

R.I.P. Dumbshit Bieber Fan
Cause of death: Bieber Fever.

by Yourmother33 April 19, 2011

Justin Bieber

Disgrace to Canada.

Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.

by live in halifax? you know me! December 20, 2009

beebelbrox's gambit

Any drink taken, while drunk, in an attempt to sober up. Different from hair of the dog in that a gambit is always consumned while still drunk, usually in a fit of drunk logic. Named after the character Zaphoid Beebelbrox of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy."

Guy 1: Maybe I should have another drink. Send one down to see what the other five are doing

Guy 2: Bad idea man, Beebelbrox's gambit never works.

by ncstate boy June 22, 2006

Bieber Syndrome

A condition in which the voice of a young boy does not mature from a high pitched squeal, akin to the voice of Justin Bieber. This may be followed by a sudden obsession in Bieber's music and subsequent fandom. Extreme cases may also result in a miniature penis and/or mangina.

The 17 year old child with the ungodly high-pitched voice has a bad case of Bieber Syndrome

by Mr. Kang of Kos June 25, 2010

I Have Bieber Fever

Bieber Fever is a disease caught mostly by TWEENAGE girls, caused by overdosage of Justin Bieber music, merchandise and videos. You know you "have Bieber Fever" when you have more then one Bieber poster, you have at least one album, know the words to "Baby" off by heart or went to see his movie "Never Say Never" in the theater.

Girl 1: Oh my god, isn't Justin Bieber so hot?!?!
Girl 2: Oh my god, I know!! I have Bieber Fever!!

by I.HAVE.BIEBER.FEVER April 26, 2011

bieberfever

The super-obsession of Justin Bieber and his songs; Knowing the words to all of Justin's songs and everything about him; The impression of having stayed up all night just listening to his songs and waking up in the morning feeling like you're sick.

Girl A: *moans*
Girl B: What's wrong?
Girl A: I stayed up all night listening to Justin Bieber's songs and making a webpage for him.
Girl B: Oh...so you have bieberfever, am I right?
Girl A: Hell yeah!

by loveisafourletterlie November 25, 2009