Bowel Blaster

One that blasts bowels frequently

I have blasted many bowels this evening. You could call me the Bowel Blaster

by acraal February 15, 2023

Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

by Crazy49 February 27, 2019

milk blasters

Gigantic big ol' titties.

Look at the Gigantic milk blasters on her.

by Subwoofter October 16, 2019

Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.

What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.

by 511/// Young Blonde Innocent June 17, 2010

Ashe Blaster

A soon to be very popular youtuber who edits for the most popular youtuber in my timeline

Friend: have you heard of Ashe Blaster
You: No
Friend: Well then you haven't lived yet search them up on YouTube now

by That Guy from another Timeline June 29, 2021

Dawn Blaster

Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.

I woke up with the Missus' mouth on my cock early this morning, had a great dawn blaster.

by TidyUnderpants February 23, 2017

Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.

So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.

by pwdr March 9, 2010