boil the butthole

The act of taking a sexual partner into a hot tub for 30-45 minutes prior to giving a rim job.

Dude, make sure to boil the butthole if you are gonna give it a rim job.

by Bhole-pleasures December 23, 2017

cum in my butthole

When someone shoots cum up your chocolate starfish

Did you just cum in my butthole?

by Revive Me February 27, 2021

The Butthole Surfers

Only the best band EVER.

I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows. I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes....

by PWnaGE March 2, 2005

Carribean Butthole Massage

With a very dark man in the background playing a steel drum, line the outer rim of your partners anus with pineapple. Cover your right hand with half of a coconut and vigorously punch the pineapple into the anus. Repeat as necessary.

I gave Lisa a Carribean butthole massage last night.

by The shocka August 11, 2009

Tight Butthole

A compliment given when that person is wearing or doing something "badass" or in-style.

Jack that suit is total tight butthole! You gotta show me how you're so cool!

by dickson_cider June 12, 2011

King Butthole the 3rd

In the year 1903, King Butthole the 3rd was born into kingship after his mother died in labor and his dad got wasted and set himself on fire. From the year 1903 to 1907, Austria was ruled by a baby. While under the baby's rule the country went to war with Godzilla and the United Arab Emirates.

In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.

The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.

After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!

“The Irish flag dips to no earthly butthole.”

~ Oscar Wilde on King Butthole the 3rd

by kodiac1 July 6, 2006

peanut butter butthole

The act of smearing peanut butter (usually extra crunchy) onto ones penis and inserting it into a partners anus.

"Damn, south korean girls just love a peanut butter butthole."

"Hey Jimmy did you pick up that girl at the bar last night? Hell yea I slurped up that peanut butter butthole,extra crunchy."

by sammoot September 23, 2013