Bismay

A homosexual that takes a shit on the kitchen floor to mark his/her territory when leaving a person's house after a one night stand

Ben: I went home with that bloke from the nightclub last night.
Tim: Did you fuck him?
Ben: Too right I did. I celebtrated with a Bismay before I left this morning.

by Unofficial Mayor February 27, 2018

Bismarck Raincheck

Two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of Peterbilt at a rest stop off of I-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man's (the receiver's) genitals, massages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from ejaculating until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a "Bismarck Raincheck".

I was on a cross country trip to my father's funeral when I stopped to give some lonely trucker a Bismarck Raincheck

by GrimaceMusically November 7, 2010

Bismark

generally vague, usually involving extremely rough sex, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe

after he bismarked her she was all torn up

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

Bigmac slap

The bigmac slap is where you get a morbidly obese person to eat 5 Bigmacs and then to slap his man tits continuously on a womans face.

Dude, I saw this huge motherfucker last night. I hit him up for Mcdonalds and had a wonderful night of Bigmac slaps.

by i.like.your.mum July 24, 2009

Bismark

Hollywood Tour Bus that sinks the original bowel movement.

Double Decker
Hollywood Tour Bus

It was no surprise that Steve's Hollywood Tour Bus sank Shannons duece. It was a complete Bismark.

by Frank the Tank 5 August 6, 2011

Bismarck

The act of punching a girl in the nose and then following up with ejaculating in her mouth. It is so called due to the British Royal Navy's sinking of a German battleship, the Bismarck, in May 1941. Once the ship sank the British sailed round gunning the floating survivors thus leaving a trail of bloody seamen, or "bloody semen".

Hey, I gave her a Bismarck last night she won't forget in a hurry.

by Teerbigear July 29, 2007

Pepto Bismal

Pink bull shit in a plastic bottle

Yo g, that pepto bismal made me want to hurl

by A,B,C. November 13, 2007