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Bezos Bomb

A Gatorade or other plastic bottle filled with piss.

Typically used by Amazon factory workers and delivery drivers when bathroom breaks are severely restricted.
Worker 1: "Man, I really need to use the bathroom. But my manager said I used my one bathroom break for the day."

Worker 2: "Dude, just make a Bezos Bomb."
by Slippin' Jimmy 1960 April 10, 2025
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Beausome

(Relating to the Male gender) To be both beautiful and handsome at the same time. An object (particularly a sculpture, image, painting, likeness) may also be classed as beausome. Animals can also be beausome, for example, a male lion.
1st Example
Spirit: Hey Axo?
Axo: Yeah?
Spirit: I think you’re one hell of a beausome guy.
Axo: D’aww, I appreciate that

2nd Example
Kovu: Hey look at that statue of our friend Axo!
Spirit: Yeah! Isn’t it beausome?
Kovu: You like him don’t you?
Spirit: I just think he looks nice.
Kovu: Sssuuuurrreeee…
by Astudioguy May 28, 2025
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Breel Beusenberg

This man is an absolute legend trapped in a human body. He has a dad called MasterORAC who drives in a big BMW and doesn't give many fucks, just like Breel.
Yo man do you know that guy Breel Beusenberg?
Yeah he's an absolute legend.
by Dankmemes222222 November 14, 2016
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Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.
Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
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Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
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Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible
Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.
by Joofus August 18, 2021
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Jess Bezos

by Allzza August 20, 2021
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