Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021
Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021
this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.
This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
by Max Baker Smith September 18, 2020
by Geargrinder28 April 03, 2021
To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 March 23, 2014
To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 March 23, 2014
by Breth Pham April 11, 2019