Shit Bender

Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"

Some Shit Bender ruined the toilet again, I used it anyway, I'm glad I'm not a cleaning lady.

by The Shit Savant November 20, 2017

Flag

Get the Shit Bendermug.

Truth bender

A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.

Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.

by NikkiP May 28, 2011

Flag

Get the Truth bendermug.

rod bender

A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.

1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.

2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.

by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009

Flag

Get the rod bendermug.

massive bender

a rather large gay man

jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god

by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008

Flag

Get the massive bendermug.

pudding bender

A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.

Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender

by Steo February 10, 2007

Flag