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beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
by Little Boots May 26, 2009
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Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011
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peter-beater

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.
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Bethea

A bethea is a brave person and very smart too.😊 Bethea will treat you nice if you do the same back. If you do one little mistake bethea will get mad at you but will easily forgive you.
Man that's a bethea
Is that bethea over there??
That bethea is brave😜😜
by Gsknji January 29, 2016
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Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.
Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"
by Mahogany March 16, 2007
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Wife-Beater

In the UK, originally the white string-vest, but most vests/tank tops get reffered to as Wife-Beaters.
The oniginal example was so called due to the fact that the main type of person who wears string-vests was usually a fat, wife-beating, alchoholic.
...look at that fat man in that wife-beater...
by Dj Risq July 2, 2005
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The Beatles

by APul January 12, 2003
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