When an uncut guy cums in his foreskin while holding it shut, making it fill up like a creamy pastry.
Dam, my head skills are so good that when he tried to hold it for a bit longer the result was a tasty Bavarian Cum Puff explosion.
by The-Professor- May 31, 2018
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Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.
Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.
Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.
by Samuel L J December 21, 2008
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Get the Bayard Carlin mug.The sexual act of ejaculating semen inside a woman's asshole right after copulation, just like filling a doughnut with bavarian cream.
Jet: Yo man, me and Camille were fucking like crazy last night. She even let me ejaculate my semen up her sweet ass!
Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!
Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!
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Literally the smartest awesomest person.
Literally the smartest awesomest person.
Bavan is AWESOME
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