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baseball steak

A steak that is like an end cut or open cut sirloin most likely to be the cheapest steak on the menu
in training day he says"now go order yourself a baseball steak or something
by sheldine July 12, 2007
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Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!
Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!
by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010
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Mexican Baseball

A weed smoking game in which you take a hit and hold it in your lungs until the piece is passed back to you. This game is often difficult, and very harsh on your lungs
That mexican baseball will kill your lungs
by Lord of Swagger November 29, 2012
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4 man baseball

4 man baseball is a sport invented by Drew Canfield. He created it in his backyard when he didnt have enough people to play a real baseball game.
by Dude2113 October 12, 2020
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Baseball

The act of using a one-hitter or dugout and a bat in order to smoke marijuana.
Hey Chris, JJ and I are going out for a game of baseball.
by smokeabowl November 17, 2006
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baseball

A game that takes all sorts of cunning, wit, skill, coordination, speed and yes, steroids. This sport is America's pasttime and was at one point actually fun to watch, a game where very few pitchers could throw in the 90s and it didn't even revolve around the longball (hard to imagine). These days, the question is who is the next big steroid bust going to be and how much money the trade will be worth. Unfortunately, the commissioner of baseball (Bud Selig) will never be able to truely enforce any regulation to clean up the game because of the incredibly strong Major League Baseball Players Association (led by anti-testing proponent donald Fehr). The MLBPA also has kept baseball as the only professional sport without a hard salary cap, which allows powerhouse teams such as the Yankees to buy all the high-market talent.

It is still a fun sport, but it would be a bad idea for anyone to attend or watch any baseball games until the sport is cleaned up.
Rafael Palmeiro: "Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids, period."
====10 days pass====
Rafael Palmeiro: "I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period. Ultimately, although I never intentionally put a banned substance into my body, the independent arbitrator ruled that I had to be suspended under the terms of the program."

Jason Grimsley confessed to the use of human growth hormones, amphetamines and steroids in 2003. Grimsley openly admitted to having half of his net-worth invested in his brother-in-law's pharmaceutical company and that he, Grimsley, was playing baseball as a hobby - implying that Grimsley is deeply entrenched personally and financially in widespread steroid use throughout Major League Baseball.
by ASBands July 24, 2006
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baseball

The hardest sport ever created. For all you pansys that say its for unathletic people need to take a look around. I'd like to see your ass hit a 90 mph ball that you have no fucking clue if its going to curve or cut or slide or just come straight. It's proven to be one of the hardest things to do in sports to hit a baseball.. you can fail 70% of the time and still be great. You have to actually use your brain in the sport of baseball rather than football, basketball, soccer, etc. where you just run with a fucking ball and put it in goal, hell in football you run 100 yards into a big ass open rectangle then kick it into a giant ass rectangle in the air... impressive?
Pete: Dude, Baseball sucks.. It's for unathletic people that are boring.
Carl: You're an idiot... *smacks the shit out of pete*
by jwG33 July 20, 2006
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