A school for artsy fucks who like to maintain the notion that they go to a highly regarded liberal arts institution. Textbooks at Bard are used primarily as surfaces to rail lines of coke from. The college itself is in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. This is disregarded by many, as it is on the east coast, and thus "hip". 98% of Bard graduates go on to live in Brooklyn and "work in the arts".
A: Hey, man, I'm thinking about applying to Bard College.
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).
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He only takes he never gives he has a big cock and will ruin you for the rest but remember this piece of shit is a narcissist who will mentally abuse you and then eventually physically
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He only takes he never gives he has a big cock and will ruin you for the rest but remember this piece of shit is a narcissist who will mentally abuse you and then eventually physically
So don't let that smile Charming ladies because you're only next not the last...
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Get the Bard mug.A member of the Shadowbane guild The Destroyers Legion (TDL) Bardiel plays an Elf Mage Channeler as a main character and fits into the family based on his love for asset destruction and general harrassment of other members.
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A Bardarian is not the smartest of all creatures. He usually makes his presence known at the most awkward of times. He wanders through life as if he is wanted, but in actuality, is an annoying little fucker who constantly asks, 'Is is cool if I'm here?' Also, every morning, in the course of taking a piss and showering, he feels the need to "dab you up" (give you a high five) at least 7 times. Clearly the most annoying thing to ever walk out of a vagina.
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