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Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
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kevin barber

kevin barber loves cbt and white people
by e5yh5eh March 17, 2022
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Barbers Hill

BHISD is literally so ghetto, racist, and homophobic. Administrators do nothing about bullying, to the point where students kill themselves. Do not go to this school.
Person 1: Hey, what's the most racist school in Texas?
Person 2: Oh for sure, Barbers Hill!
Person 3: Oh yeah I agree
by yamothaaaaaaaaaa January 16, 2024
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Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.
Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.
by Ghost See March 4, 2022
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Barber

WoW yOu ReAlLy NeED tO cOnSuLt WiTh YoUr BaRbEr
by THELIFEADISER February 20, 2020
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Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.
Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it
by DJGrimm February 28, 2020
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