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Southern Baptist

Yet another one of those groups like soccer moms and Mormons who would rather have everyone else around them feel as pathetic as themselves.

Some of their known atrocities include burning books, promoting an "abstinence-only" approach to sex ed, and eroding women's lives (not only on the right to choose, but to the sickening degree of "a woman's place is in the home" that wasn't present in the time of Leave It to Beaver.)

As with any possible religious fundy, not all Southern Baptists follow these retrovisionist beliefs. Take with a full shaker of salt.
First the Jehova's Witnesses last Monday, now the Southern Baptists? Jenny, get my gun.
by Dee A. Theis August 28, 2003
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bastich

1. A smart combination of the words 'Bastard' and 'Bitch'.
2. A Ladyboy who stole your last Rolo.
Jesus, your such a Bastich (apply in both cases)
by Mr Bug November 16, 2006
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bastich

A term first used by Richard Dimitri (as Roman Troy Moronie ) In the movie Johnnie Dangerously starring Michael Keaton and Joe Piscapo. A spoof on 1930's gangster flicks, the movie gives a great showing of the historically correct clothes and mannerisms from that period. An incredibly funny movie, this 1984 classic helped jumpstart Keatons' career for other starring roles in Gung Ho and then of course Beetle Juice.
"You frigin BASTICH". Moronie
by TheDirtySis September 11, 2007
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baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.
actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...
by truth of avarice October 9, 2008
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Baptiste

Putain, quel connard ce Baptiste!
by Everyhandleisfuckingtaken January 3, 2021
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Pittsburgh Baptism

When a resident from the city of Pittsburgh gives birth to a child (male or female) and then dips the child while still attached to the umbilical cord into the nearest sewer three times.
Why do you need to take off work?
I have to go outta town to witness my little cousins Pittsburgh Baptism.
by TnZ20 February 11, 2012
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baptismal

When a guy is eating out a woman while giving birth
you freak!you busted out a baptismal on your dog.
by DorkMan January 26, 2004
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