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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015
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Selling these bails

Lil baby and 21 savage a lot rappers have said before that “selling these bails”

This means get your niggas out of jail,

They made it out the projects they got money rolling in so they bail they niggas out of jail except it comes with fee
Selling these bails,

Nigga you need a bail,
by Fattarsopussyfarter January 10, 2022
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stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.
I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.
by Petestream May 12, 2016
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bailing

Drinking a significant amount of a beer in a fast paced manner. Often times the whole thing in one shot.
Kyle loves bailing beers in less than 30 seconds.
by BeerWench29 January 2, 2021
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Bail

To leave in a quick fashion; to get out of a place
Let’s bail Zach, I’m trying to get some wings.
by ittg8 May 10, 2018
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Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!
1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020
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Bail

When Victoria decides not to hang with her friend
Victoria is going to bail on their plans tonight
by Mikemsv March 5, 2020
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