flaming badger

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

Badger Syndrome

A disease transferred by squirrell saliva that causes the infectee to believe everyone looks like a badger.

Dude, you've got badger syndrome.

by Badger Badger Badger Badger February 17, 2006

Fadge Badger

One who's vagina has a forest of pubic hairs.

She has a proper fadge badger. I needed a trim & hedge to clear her pubes

by Adz November 21, 2003

Carmelized Badger

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.

After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.

by cueprod November 2, 2010

tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.

Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"

by lightningx37 April 17, 2010

Sneak Badger

Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.

Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"

by Darren Miller November 5, 2007

chubby badger

Chant it 14 times on a virginal summer night and a magical shoe gnome will grant you your true love. Jellybeans.

I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005