Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun

Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson

by Etymoholic August 13, 2023

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Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

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An action done under caution right before the green flag. This is done intentional when the leader knows he is fixing to be beat by the second place car. Considered by most to be a chicken shit action.

I did a racing brake check right before the green flag dropped to get separation from second place. I won the race even though I caused them damage…

by Racer Logic July 17, 2022

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South Carolina Brake Light

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

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The Budapest Brakes

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.

P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.

by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022

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Brake at flake

Four: it’s time for brake at flake!
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

:O cake at stake is starting
>:( ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend September 15, 2022

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