blackink001

A user on the popular musicianforums.com website. Often recognized by his originally made dancing avatar. His name comes from the band he is in Black Ink followed by a random number that isn't really so random. A member since April '02 he is one of the sole knowers of the definition of kebi.

PDWAB: blackink001 is the man.
MX: My site would be nothing without blackink001
The Zakath: I don't hate blackink001
Cods: I once saved a piece of poo that reminded me of blackink001's avatar.

by Black Ink July 14, 2004

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

Blackin' Off

The act of jacking off while blacked out. Typically results in mortifying embarrassment the following morning.

Pat: Mitch, I know I was drunk last night, but were you beating it on the living room couch last night when I walked in?

Mitch: Wish I remembered bro, I have the bad habbit of Blackin' Off when I drink too much.

by centrebro November 28, 2011

Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013

Barking in the wrong hole

When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible

Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole

"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"

"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"

by Mr.Daberooni July 26, 2018

Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

by Puma Lisa March 25, 2010