shit-biscuits

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006

disco biscuits

ecstasy, E, rollie pollies

you down with the disco biscuits tonight?

idk man i just was rollie pollieyin last night, lost my mind to some tech no and mario party 2

by im the real batman October 9, 2008

sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Daddy biscuits

When your lover has a large, plump rump.

I was trying to focus but I couldn't stop staring at his daddy biscuits.

by Carlthecreator April 11, 2017

dick-n-biscuits

slang term used for a morning blowjob.

What did you 2 have for breakfast? " Well I had cereal and she had some homemade dick-n-biscuits".

by Chief Slapahoe July 19, 2011

sausage gravy on biscuits

Cum on ass cheeks

I made sausage gravy on biscuits last night.

by reloaded689 May 11, 2014

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

An old theatre tongue twister. Used as a way to warm up the tongue before a show, it has gained notoriety recently due to Cards Against Humanity, and it has been difficult to for people to say to this day.

Bailey tried to say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer for ten minutes earlier.

by ALSAT December 18, 2020