jargon barf

The words spewed out at many business meetings and presentations where lots of speaking occurs but no ideas or concepts are actually communicated.

Let's make a drinking game out of the jargon barf coming out of this presentation.

by handle&&7 December 19, 2018

snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

A+ Chocolate Barf

Vomit that is comprised of fresh, and extremely expensive gourmet chocolate.

Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

BARF

Acronym for "Border Alien Robbery Force" which was a police commando team sent to patrol the snake-infested no-man's-land south of San Diego, not to apprehend the thousands of illegal aliens slipping into the U.S., but to stop the ruthless bandits who preyed on them nightly--relentlessly robbing, raping and murdering defenseless men, women and children. The task force plan was simple. They would disguise themselves as illegal aliens. They would confront the murderous shadows of the night. Yet each time they walked into the violent blackness along the border, they came closer to another boundary line--a fragile line within each man. and crossing it meant destroying their sanity and their lives.

This real life saga is depicted in the book "Lines And Shadows" by Joseph Wambaugh.

Politicians stopped funding BARF because they could not exploit it for votes and they considered their mission a job of Border Patrol.

by CyberWordSmyth February 24, 2024

Paper Barf

A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.

The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.

Use:

Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."

Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."

by thehelpdesk May 5, 2011

Barf Folicules

When a person barfs up their previous food and has chunks of food fly everywhere.

A very fat man had Barf Folicules drip down his face after eating the whole turkey.

by Elbanjomon February 25, 2011

snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018