barber

cool; heat; awesome; swag; above other(s); drip

seeing something that is super well put together, well thought out, or an expression
Ruby: damn his outfits hella tight, look how nicely it’s put together!

Tierney: forreal that shits barber asf
by Tierbey August 14, 2021
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Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 05, 2024
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Michael Barber

hey that guy Michael Barber, have you seen him?
hes in my walls
by slick bin March 30, 2022
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Emily rose barber

Best person in the whole wide world, she is so hot that nobody can even contain the level of hotness, every time she looks at anyone they melt instantly, she is so funny and smart and she is dating Dylan o brien. So her new name is Emily o brien
Ooh it’s Dylan’s wife, Emily rose barber
by Hotemmy September 13, 2020
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g'd your barber

When your genitalia smells like the b82
Damn yo, who just g'd your barber
by Jimbles nontronbo March 09, 2014
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The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”
by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018
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Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.
Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.
by Lee Kick March 24, 2021
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