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Aunty Lu

An Asian woman who despises her heritage and ethnic origins, but worships western culture and adheres to white standards of beauty.

She expresses this through different avenues, but she most notably only dates white men (or has much lower standards for white men than for her own kind).

She also refuses to speak her mother tongue, or to acknowledge any ties to her family’s hometown or home country. She will often put down Asian men in public, referring to them as “unattractive”, “too traditional”, or as “too much like a brother to me”.

She inevitably attracts white men with yellow fever who exhibits colonial intentions, and ends up complaining about getting fetishized by them. Those who are tired of getting fetishized might reverse course and go back to her own kind, a phenomenon known as a “Bananarang”.

It is important to note that not all women in WMAF couples are Aunty Lus, but in the US and Anglo countries, most of them are. This is due to the existence of white cultural supremacy combined with a strong historical hatred against Asian males in English speaking western countries.

The male equivalent of the Aunty Lu is the Uncle Chan.

Famous Aunty Lus include: Ali Wong, Wendi Deng, Riko Shitaba
Lucy is a Chinese-American Aunty Lu, here are some of her favorite quotes:

“I could never date an Asian. They’re so unattractive and nerdy. They gross me out.”

“Don’t call me Chinese. I’m American.”

“I think racism is a very important issue, but I don’t have anything against my friends who say Chinese men all have tiny penises”

“I can’t wait to marry my white boyfriend so that I can change my last name to a western one”

Chinese food is mid. I like Italian and Greek food.”

“Why are all these white guys I date secretly racist and have yellow fever? It’s really putting me off the scene, but I’m only attracted to them so I don’t know what to do.”
by ebilnoob December 16, 2024
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broke auntie

A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.

Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.

Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.

Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022
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auntie jo

She is very small and loves the colour red, simple as that.
Yo dude, that women is very small and is wearing red!

By process of elimination she must be an auntie jo
by Communismrocksdude January 4, 2018
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your auntie a thotie

Worse then your mom gay, your dad a lesbian and your granny a tranny. Don't use this unless you absolutely need to
Carl: your mom gay

Tim: your dad lesbian

Carl : your granny tranny

Tim: your auntie a thotie

Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave
by Reuben sandwich May 11, 2018
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aunties aunty

When your aunty is smashing back your other aunties because she is not blood related.
Sister (1). That's my brother's wife. I caught her cutting carpet with our sister's (3) husband's sister.

Sister (2). Really!! Well, I hope she comes to clean my carpet.

Eh, geez girl. That's our nephew's aunty.

The Aunties Aunty.
by TdubyakV August 31, 2021
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Auntie Angel

an online sex coach, most notably known for her "Grapefruit Technique".
*two gays having a kiki*

gay 1: so, what happened last night?
gay 2: chile, I gave him head, Auntie Angel-style
gay 1: and then?
gay 2: girl, he came after two minutes! my head game is FIRE, honey
by KayeEyyyOurElle November 16, 2020
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Auntied

To have mothered, yet in a more sisterly, less lofty manner.
"That sweater was so iconic... she auntied!"
by RenCloverDidaBad January 3, 2024
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