Something that ignorant pieces of crap think is just a fancy word for "retarded".
and I'm just gonna say something to those people.
WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.
I really don't get why these people are convinced it means "retarded"
especially considering that would be an accurate description of the people who think it.
and I'm just gonna say something to those people.
WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.
I really don't get why these people are convinced it means "retarded"
especially considering that would be an accurate description of the people who think it.
Todd: "WOW! JOHN IS SO AUTISTIC, HE COULDN'T DIVIDE 2 BY 2!"
John: "Todd I swear to god I'm gonna divide the bones in your body by 2."
Todd: "oh really? just try it you Autistic- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
John: "Todd I swear to god I'm gonna divide the bones in your body by 2."
Todd: "oh really? just try it you Autistic- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023
Get the Autisticmug. Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
by RockCat89 April 9, 2024
Get the Convenient Autistic Cousinmug. ‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
Get the autistic bean disordermug. While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 8, 2025
Get the Autistic wanna-be Voldemortmug. Autism Or ASD is a disorder idc how it happens but lemme tell you how cool this is!! Dude I can fit SOOOOO much info in my brain I’m so good at spelling!!! I can also tell you the fnaf lore , the X-men lore, the quicksilver lore, the science behind why people are attracted to serial killers, random things I read when I was 6, and so much more!!!! People may think we’re stupid because we’re awkward but that’s a common misconception we just need a little more help sometimes! We’re actually smarter than the average neurotypical or ‘normal’ person. From your local autistic citizen
Autistic person:hello
Neurotypical person:why aren’t you making eye contact?
Autistic person:oh it’s because I have autism .
Neurotypical person:oh so you’re a retard and stupid
Autistic person:well no actually I-
Neurotypical person:BLAH BLAH BLAH RETARD
Autistic person:???
Neurotypical person:why aren’t you making eye contact?
Autistic person:oh it’s because I have autism .
Neurotypical person:oh so you’re a retard and stupid
Autistic person:well no actually I-
Neurotypical person:BLAH BLAH BLAH RETARD
Autistic person:???
by Gay_simps4peters February 18, 2023
Get the Autisticmug. by Yofku October 17, 2023
Get the Autisticatedmug.