1) a person who does not believe in the existence of god(s)
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
1) atheist: *sneeze*
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
by kayanker November 2, 2010
Get the atheistmug. A small group of some who are some of the most hypocritical people around, which is rather ironic considering how many times per day they call religious people hypocrites.
They're also incredibly arrogant, believing they're right and everyone else is wrong, which is also incredibly ironic, considering this is the exact same thing they say about religious peoples.
The group consists mostly of whiny teenagers, such as most of the kids on this site, who really have no idea what the facts are, but believe they're cool and "hardcore" for turning away from the religious beliefs of the majority. These are the ones who constantly say they believe in "science over religion" despite constantly flunking their biology exams.
They're infamous for having no original arguments, always just using whatever their god, Richard Dawkins, says, without having any idea what it means.
Their favorite hobby is bringing up the crusade as an example for why religion is bad, making themselves look like the ignorant morons they are (they've never actually read any actually factual accounts of history, in which they'd learn that the majority of the crusaders couldn't even read the Bible and mainly did what they did for wealth, not their incredibly distorted image of God).
Atheists love to bunch all religions in the world into one little ball called "religion" that they blame for all the problems in the world.
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
They also like to say that Christianity is incompatible with science and that science disproves Christianity.
They also say that religion holds back the advancement of science.
Let's just ignore the fact that Newton (who said all his inspiration for his discoveries came from the Bible and God), Galileo, Kepler, and Bacon were all Christians. Why, even Benjamin Franklin was a deists (though hardly religious).
Only a moron would say that our advancement in science has come about by atheism.
Basically, while there are some nice and intelligent atheists, the majority are unintelligent, Dawkins-worshipping, rebellious, whiny children who lack the ability to comprehend half the things they quote as 'fact'.
They're also incredibly arrogant, believing they're right and everyone else is wrong, which is also incredibly ironic, considering this is the exact same thing they say about religious peoples.
The group consists mostly of whiny teenagers, such as most of the kids on this site, who really have no idea what the facts are, but believe they're cool and "hardcore" for turning away from the religious beliefs of the majority. These are the ones who constantly say they believe in "science over religion" despite constantly flunking their biology exams.
They're infamous for having no original arguments, always just using whatever their god, Richard Dawkins, says, without having any idea what it means.
Their favorite hobby is bringing up the crusade as an example for why religion is bad, making themselves look like the ignorant morons they are (they've never actually read any actually factual accounts of history, in which they'd learn that the majority of the crusaders couldn't even read the Bible and mainly did what they did for wealth, not their incredibly distorted image of God).
Atheists love to bunch all religions in the world into one little ball called "religion" that they blame for all the problems in the world.
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
They also like to say that Christianity is incompatible with science and that science disproves Christianity.
They also say that religion holds back the advancement of science.
Let's just ignore the fact that Newton (who said all his inspiration for his discoveries came from the Bible and God), Galileo, Kepler, and Bacon were all Christians. Why, even Benjamin Franklin was a deists (though hardly religious).
Only a moron would say that our advancement in science has come about by atheism.
Basically, while there are some nice and intelligent atheists, the majority are unintelligent, Dawkins-worshipping, rebellious, whiny children who lack the ability to comprehend half the things they quote as 'fact'.
The children who claim to be 'atheists' on this site will vote 'no' on this entry, because they are either insecure in their pitiful intellects or arrogant in their defiance of concepts they don't even understand.
by STJosh September 6, 2007
Get the atheistsmug. A person who can produce a definition of the word "atheist" without stuffing it full of unsupported supernaturalist propaganda.
An atheist disbelieves in a supernatural entity for which there is neither evidence nor any rationality.
by realthog June 9, 2010
Get the atheistmug. Believe in nothing. Worship spaghetti. Die. Do nothing. Life is meaningless.
Atheist are usually real downers.
Atheist are usually real downers.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
Get the Atheistmug. 1. A person who does not believe inthe existence of a "divine being"
2. A person who does not believe in the existence of a divine being but seems to find the need to insult Christians for their belief in God while seemingly forgetting the many other religions that believe in a "divine being"
2. A person who does not believe in the existence of a divine being but seems to find the need to insult Christians for their belief in God while seemingly forgetting the many other religions that believe in a "divine being"
1. I don't accept that there is a "God" or any other divine being
2. "God is just a fable, a figment of the imagination and Christians should accept that."
"What about muslims or jews or any other religion?"
"Eh fuck you bobby"
2. "God is just a fable, a figment of the imagination and Christians should accept that."
"What about muslims or jews or any other religion?"
"Eh fuck you bobby"
by Jambon July 2, 2005
Get the Atheistmug. Intelligent person who realizes that the idea of God is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Furthermore, the Bible is full of paradoxes: If God is all-powerful, can he create a rock he can't lift? Also, the Bible states that the worlds is 6,000 years old. However, it's actually millions of years old. So how does that work out?
Then there's the fact that God let 9/11 happen. And the Holocaust. And a bunch of other horrible things that never should have happened. You say that God works in mysterious ways? I say that's a pretty poor excuse, and that whatever positive effects 9/11 had, I'm sure God; being "all-powerful" (although we've already established that that's impossible) should be able to think of another way to get the effects to happen without killing 3,000 people. So God either doesn't exist, or is a huge douchebag. By the way, if he DOES exist, why the hell hasn't he blasted me to smithereens for calling him a douchebag like I just did? Also, why'd he create atheists? Because he works in mysterious ways? Nope, we've already debunked that. (Continued in Example)
Then there's the fact that God let 9/11 happen. And the Holocaust. And a bunch of other horrible things that never should have happened. You say that God works in mysterious ways? I say that's a pretty poor excuse, and that whatever positive effects 9/11 had, I'm sure God; being "all-powerful" (although we've already established that that's impossible) should be able to think of another way to get the effects to happen without killing 3,000 people. So God either doesn't exist, or is a huge douchebag. By the way, if he DOES exist, why the hell hasn't he blasted me to smithereens for calling him a douchebag like I just did? Also, why'd he create atheists? Because he works in mysterious ways? Nope, we've already debunked that. (Continued in Example)
Also, if God created all life at the beginning of Creation...why do fossils for certain creatures date back longer than others? And where's the concrete evidence that anything in the Bible ever happened? Also, it's impossible to walk on water. Or turn water into wine. Plus you can't come back from the dead. Snakes don't talk. Never have. A virgin can't get pregnant, nobody is immortal, and waters can't be parted. Last but not least, ever notice how similar the stories and powers of God are to Greek mythology? Or Roman? Plus Egyptian, Mayan, Aztec, Native American...you get the point. Anyways, that's an atheist.
by sg9461 February 25, 2011
Get the atheistmug. Someone smart enough to realize that not only is there no god, but that the 'why' question is completely irrelevant. It is rather based on the unfalsifiable assumption that because we as humans can plan and scheme, then so the rest of the universe must also have a 'prime mover' who planned and schemed this world as well (even though to say that there is prime mover would mean that one would need to go into infinite regress). This world view is closely related to the pre-Copernican view that the earth was the center of the universe.
Theist: Look Atheist, I don't care how many facts and figures you throw at me, you still cannot tell me how science can answer the "why?" question.
Atheist: What is the "why?" question?
Theist: Well duh! it's only the most important question in the world! It's about why we are here!
Atheist: Why does that matter?
Theist: Because, it would tell us our purpose in life!
Atheist: Why does that matter?
Theist: Because, why would you live in a world where there is no purpose to what you do? There needs to be something to guide us!
Atheist: So are you saying that instead of figuring that out on your own, you want someone or some"thing" else to tell you what your life is about?
Theist: NO.....I just don't think that anyone would want to live in a world with no purpose
Atheist: Listen Theist, I'm gonna go and have sex with your mom. I'll let you know if I find the answer to that when I get back okay?
Theist:.......um.....ok..ay.
Atheist: What is the "why?" question?
Theist: Well duh! it's only the most important question in the world! It's about why we are here!
Atheist: Why does that matter?
Theist: Because, it would tell us our purpose in life!
Atheist: Why does that matter?
Theist: Because, why would you live in a world where there is no purpose to what you do? There needs to be something to guide us!
Atheist: So are you saying that instead of figuring that out on your own, you want someone or some"thing" else to tell you what your life is about?
Theist: NO.....I just don't think that anyone would want to live in a world with no purpose
Atheist: Listen Theist, I'm gonna go and have sex with your mom. I'll let you know if I find the answer to that when I get back okay?
Theist:.......um.....ok..ay.
by thequalifier October 5, 2010
Get the Atheistmug.