Hot and Ready

Picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. You finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas...your towel is not there. You look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your balls dry.

Damn Jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my balls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.

by PDizzle June 30, 2004

ready-not-made

tailor-made; custom-built.

I do not like readymade garments; rather, I would love to wear ready-not-made ones.

by uttam maharjan February 22, 2010

ready roll

In the Army basic training, we called cigarettes ready rolls

If you have ready rolls, lighter' if you got em'

by britirn February 15, 2019

Esports Ready

Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.

Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.

New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

gif ready

Describes a person who always responds using gifs really appropriately and usually humorously.

Guy 1: yea I didn't even have time to finish

Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?

by SassMan May 27, 2015

Dmart Ready

Best Friend who brings home biscuits, cookies, fresh fruits, instant noodles, warm bedsheets..and what not everything you need. Ask him and he'll be there .

Dmart Ready

Shop Online grocery and household essentials at best prices every day

by Uberoi December 08, 2021

The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021