Assael

An assistant who doesn't get paid.

What am I your personal assistant? No Assael assistants get paid your my BITCH!

by jack21451 April 21, 2013

ayatollah assahola

A slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
One that muslims respect but all others laugh their arses off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
Also they talk funny.

"Some leb got offended at my ayatollah assahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire."

by allabaster August 31, 2006

Assaad

Also known as a greaseball: A young man with Arabian origin. Most likely in college that spends most of his time sitting in his room playing world of warcraft while drinking Freshca. Probably drives a Honda accord if he even owns a vehicle.

Jim get off the computer and get out here you are such a fucking assaad.

by Gmarr01 December 2, 2011

assange

Assange (v.) - To cross the wrong people and pay the price.

The informant assanged the Russians; he was later found dead in a bathtub.

by realamurican December 2, 2010

Assad

An Asad with a big, curvaceous ass, hence the extra 's' in the spelling of the name. Usually, all of his limbs are wide and big. The penis of this particular Asad is also quite wide, but of average length. A favorite of gay black men.

Friend 1: Yo, look who just walked in bra, Asad!!
Friend 2: Did you say Assad or Asad?
Friend 1: My bad, I meant Assssad. Check out the booty on him. The gays must be jizzing in their pants.
Friend 2: Delicious! Mouth-watering, boner-popping delicious!!!

by Master 4P November 2, 2010

Assad

Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad

by Percy297 March 22, 2011

Assange

(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.

"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012