Assert

It means when you are going to fight someone or when ur about to fight someone and have beef with them if you are going to fight someone u will ‘assert’ them

I will assert you

by Asserter November 14, 2019

assistant

the opposite hand used for masturbation; the hand that often holds a tissue, towel, or sock.

the skin on my assistant hand is softer than the skin on my right hand..

by Words4Thoughts November 4, 2011

CSA (cock sucking assistant)

Cock Sucking Assistant - also known as a hair tie, which alleviates any obstructions that may occur during the job.

Using my CSA (cock sucking assistant) last night, allowed the whole experience to run smoothly without any hairy interruptions. The out cum was beneficial for all involved.

by MellyMooster May 10, 2015

asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

assisted

Retarded, Stupid

My teammates are the most assisted motherfuckers I've ever seen.

by Ulost July 26, 2016

asses and elbows

In hasty retreat (i.e. the only part of you the enemy sees)

As soon as the Italians met the French army, they were completely asses and elbows, all morale broken.

by William Martin October 18, 2006

Assessment

Judgment of the motives, of shady crazy malicious people..

Dude im just going to sit back and make a assessment this situation...

by Killin You September 18, 2010