Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 2, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004

Ashton Jones

Ashton Jones usually falls for girls that get thrown around. He is a big soccer poof who has a very good looking sister. He always thinks about the boys before himself, he is also very attractive who is usually brunette

Ashton Jones is a good friend

When Ashton Jones walks by all the guys drool

by idkwhoamiyouwillneverknow November 30, 2020

Zac Ashton

a sexy beast with a 9 inch cock
everyone loves him
gets all the bitches
W rizz
so hot

"do you know zac ashton"
"yes he gets all the bitches"
"everyone loves his 9 inch dick"

by gngwgeorge August 23, 2023

ashton beggio

Ashton is a fucking whore. He will stalk your ass all day and night..... he will try to fuck you, so dont u dare get in bed with this ( monster) his dick is about the size of a tiktack and has no freinds whatsoever, his siblings treat him like shit and he smells like your grandma who just scarfed down a dumpster.

(Ashton beggio) will suck your ass

by Ashton beggio August 7, 2019

Ashton Kutcher

Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.

Wipe your nose, stop fucking with Ashton Kutcher

by UltimateRuffles October 29, 2019