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Asher

A man with multiple women. Most like a thot with a handful of thotties. Also a Milwaukee bucks fans with the height of an NBA player with limited basketball capabilities.
Asher is on the loose again!
by Jrix April 27, 2022
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A piece of shit of a friend who is over 300 pounds and a fucking bitch, Litterally no one likes him and there is always a Haroon to get him to shut up with his fat disgusting mouth. Every time you look at an Asher you want to kill yourself. Ashers are extremely lonely and record other peoples happy events to try and eel just a bit of what their feeling. Asher has a 1cm cock and will never be in a relationship or lose his virginity. A Gavin always try’s to help and kindve does but it’s somewhat cringe, luckily Haroon can always save people from the piece of history known as an Asher. Ashers identify themselves by how many lizards they’ve caught, and how much they resemble one. Almost ever Asher looks like a fucking snake with a 5 feet forehead. Ashers looks like they fell on their head at birth and act like it to. All Ashers eventually work at a 7/11 and die alone with their fat sweaty disgusting selves. All Ashers also are gay and fuck men as soon as possible
“Your being a real Asher right now
You look like an Asher lol”
I would fuck any guy before Asher”
by FuckYouAsher April 11, 2020
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Bald moly brit who can and will scare you with his cute fish knowledge. But despite all of that he's still a swag friend who's very cool!!!

He's also Eridan from homestuck (citation needed) and listen Grian nobody touches my bush you're done it all started when Grian touched my redstone. Won't shut up about Will Wood.
ASHER: Asher number one will wood fan Ever
ME: Shut up moldy butt
FLOOR: Asher i'm taking the kids
by St4rDre4m January 2, 2023
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A well-mannered who doesn't care what anyone thinks of him he is creative, intelligent, and over-achieving he is the perfect friend though he is shy he is still perfect.
Wow, I really want to be friends with Asher
by Chocky Milk <3 December 12, 2022
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asher..vdits

MY BEST FREAKING FRIEND THEY ME FAV PERSON DUH LOL AND THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND HE GIVE ME A REASON TO BE ALIVE
asher..vdits is perfect
by Weird0sqturn October 10, 2021
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Asher’s are annoying as fuck but they can also be hella good friends, they are crackheads and probably actually do crack. They can be so sensitive, you can’t even touch them without them saying, “SCREW YOU”. But other times you can have good laughs and be crackheads with them. FOR WHATEVER REASON THWY ALWAYS HAVE BROWN EYES...it’s weird. And they’re always quoting memes like “OH BABY A TRIPLE!” And “Do you know the way?” It’s annoying, but entertaining.
Person 1: Yo, why are you so annoying?!
Person 2: You haven’t seen nothing!! Have you ever met an Asher?!
by Sad bread August 6, 2020
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Asher is one of the sweetest guys out there, he loves Nintendo Switch games, is kinda rich lowkey... Absolutely hilarious and he's the best friend out there! He's so fine and so sweet and thoughtful. Listens and takes mental notes of your interests. Totally forgetful, but the most genuine soul. I'm lowkey in love with him. I'd tap that fr.
Me: Hey
Asher: Bazinga
by asherenthusiast June 16, 2025
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