asher

a man who only eats brown foods, typically carbs

"stop being an asher and eat your veggies!" said the mom

by eiieieie February 6, 2023

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asher

asher is a short guy with a gigantic penis. if you ever run into this guy you will be so jelous that you cry yourself to sleep

if i can ever asher myself ill gain alot of self confidence

by JesusBLESSmyBOOT January 6, 2025

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Asher’s are annoying as fuck but they can also be hella good friends, they are crackheads and probably actually do crack. They can be so sensitive, you can’t even touch them without them saying, “SCREW YOU”. But other times you can have good laughs and be crackheads with them. FOR WHATEVER REASON THWY ALWAYS HAVE BROWN EYES...it’s weird. And they’re always quoting memes like “OH BABY A TRIPLE!” And “Do you know the way?” It’s annoying, but entertaining.

Person 1: Yo, why are you so annoying?!
Person 2: You haven’t seen nothing!! Have you ever met an Asher?!

by Sad bread August 6, 2020

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Asher

Asher is one of the sweetest guys out there, he loves Nintendo Switch games, is kinda rich lowkey... Absolutely hilarious and he's the best friend out there! He's so fine and so sweet and thoughtful. Listens and takes mental notes of your interests. Totally forgetful, but the most genuine soul. I'm lowkey in love with him. I'd tap that fr.

Me: Hey
Asher: Bazinga

by asherenthusiast June 16, 2025

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