Arizona State University

ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school

John: "I got into Arizona State University."

Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."

by EatShitAndDie March 12, 2019

arigonance

noun: The quality of possessing both arrogance and ignorance in equal measure.

Donald Trump's arigonance surrounding the "investigation" of President Obama's birth status/certificate is overwhelmingly shameful.

by MzReneeCTJ May 18, 2011

Arizonkey

a Arizona tea+ Whiskey mix
= arizonkey

"Bro! Tori just handed me five huge bottles of an Arizonkey mix for tonite!"

by TheTori July 7, 2012

arizona bet

A bet (wager) that is so serious, it is made over the Arizona Iced Tea drink. The bet is initiated by someone calling a bet, then spilling some Arizona. The winner is awarded a can of Arizona from every person involved. The bet can't be broken, since everyone LOVES Arizona.

Person 1: "yo i bet you an arizona that she will get laid soon"
Person 2: "Definitely not. The arizona bet is on! "

Person 1: "The Yankees will win."
Person 2: "No they won't. Let's bet an Arizona on it"

by albanian guy October 14, 2012

Arizona Sandstorm

The sexual act of a male wrapping his dick in sandpaper with the rough side on the outside and then having vaginal intercourse with a female.

Dude, she totally wanted the Arizona Sandstorm! She must have a vagina of steel!

by TheCakeIsNotALie May 12, 2014

arizona prickly dick

two days after shaving your shaft, you get that slight tight stubble that takes on the same characteristics of a cactus.

get that Arizona prickly dick out of my va jay jay, that shit feels like a cactus. you better not have holes in that jimmy either!

by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016

Arayonna

Arayonna is a nice person and sexy as fuck..... She is such a goofball but she's a great friend too.... She may be nice but if you get to her way...😒I wouldn't wanna be you... She doesn't take no for an answer .....she's a great girl to go out with and if you do go out with a girl named arayonna you are one lucky person... She may most likely have friends named Arianna or Arionna and is nicknamed ari

"bro, did u see how arayonna looked today?"

"Yea, bro she's smoking hot!"

"She makes me wanna jerk off!"

" Ummm (slowly backs away....fuck that I'ma run!)"

by Thatbishray November 20, 2016