St. Arsenfall's Day

St. Arsenfall's Day is the day celebrated by the true top North London football (soccer) team, Tottenham Hotspur, fans.

It occurs when Arsenal F.C can no longer finish above Tottenham Hotspur in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their arch-rivals, even if they win every remaining game. It was not only established to allow Spurs fans to celebrate but also to counter the previously established St. Totteringham's Day.

Due to its very nature, St. Arsenfall's Day is movable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of the two teams.

In 2020 Tottenham Hotspur celebrated the 4th consecutive St. Arsenfall's Day on Tuesday 21st July when Arsenal F.C. lost to Aston Villa F.C. This also cemented Arsenal F.C.'s worst league finish in 25 years.

by 1882RipsherCOYS July 27, 2020

Arsenal Fans

To be unhappy despite achieving success.

The Arsenal fans in Cardiff this weekend (17/5/03) were miserable as fuck, despite winning the cup. Anyone would've thought they'd lost!

by J D May 18, 2003

arsena

She's a hoe, and chances are if you searched this up, you know her. Yes you reading this, you know her. The one who's white yeah that's her. She's super duper gay and has dated the same guy three times.

"You're being such an arsena right now."
"How could you offend me like that!"

by Bitchhoeass1234567 June 12, 2017

Arsenal

Rather rubbish football team whose claim to fame is having a decent defence rather than a proper claim like winning 3 trophys in one season or 11 FA cups.

Manchester United are much better than Arsenal

by Billy Boy February 10, 2005

arsenic koolaid

slang used in LMS to mock a quotation from a child in social studies class; also used to confuse people or make a mocking answer after a question has been asked

Yo, you serve any arsenic koolaid in this place.

by farmer281 November 18, 2009

arsenhole

Someone who is such a selfish, twisted, warped asshole, so focused on getting off on their fixation on fire that they kill men, women, children and animals in a massive blaze, destroy massive amounts of trees, natural resources, houses, apartment buildings, market places, or other private and public property.

You have to be a real f@ck!ng arsenhole to set fire to a massive apartment building.

by FedUpWithThis$hit July 10, 2017

arsenal

A football team based in London. There is no English skill in the side what-so-ever, and the English players that they do have are just cocknet fags who dive all the time just like the foreigners. You've got no history, Arsenal. Your only "successful" recently, it won't last, just like Chelsea, can anybody name the most successful team in the history of english football who has won even more than the treble? ;)

Oh look, Henry dived, penalty. *heres your ten grand ref* he he he >:) twats.

by Capice February 2, 2005