Climatic Anxiety

Anxiety one gets when a climax approaches them, without clothing, wielding an unregistered butter knife.

“Holy shit dude! Call the police, I just had really bad Climatic Anxiety!”

by Paradoxically August 23, 2018

Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020

baby anxiety

When you need to hold a baby but is awkward because you don't know how to react on front of this baby.

Your sister: Hold my baby.
You: I can't i have baby anxiety.

by awakeing December 12, 2021

Croissant Anxiety

When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.

"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"

by Fernandopoo June 5, 2018

depression&anxiety

they fell in love & tryna figure it out together

depression&anxiety 🖤

by BumStatusYo November 29, 2018

Verbal Anxiety

When someone or something says something so stupid he/she is left in awe or would be outstanded by the stupidity that came from that person or thing.

Jojo - I only needed one conversation with that first grader to get Verbal Anxiety.
Edgar - What's that.
Anthony - Go talk to him.
Jojo - *laughs*

by JjDanCab April 5, 2017

crush anxiety

When someone have anxiety and develops a crush on someone, resulting the build up of anxiety around everyone, but especially their crush.

Olivia: "I have so much crush anxiety"
Taylor: "Me too, it's crazy how anxiety spikes when you get a crush"

by phiabi July 29, 2023