Angus

an Angus is someone with a tiny penis and is a fat lesbian feminist who doesn't eat toast

dudeee you are such an Angus get over yourself

by daddy’s rookie June 9, 2018

Angus

An absolute idiot, mug, lemon. Thinks he's got quality banter, but really he only has good chat because of Sacha. Can be used as a verb or noun. Mediocre looking, but can get by because he has the wettest, cheesiest lines up his sleeve

"That guy completed just Angused himself off there"
"Wow, you're such an Angus"

by lexoxygirl February 1, 2018

Andrus

The Andrus family has very VERY big farts that sound like explosive trains ramming into cars. The girls have the really big butts and the girls can't stay with the same man for 1 minute!!

Is that the Andrus family, oh my god hasn't that girl been with that guy for 1 hour, now she posted on her facebook status shes single!! What a hoe.

by The big booty girl down the st April 12, 2019

Angus

Angus is a complete fucking twat. He is an autistic fuck and loves sucking Godzilla vagina

Fuck my nuts angus

by NelsonMandela666 December 16, 2018

Angus

Angus is a self fisting machine for men and women. It is manual and automatic and powered by a wide variety of energy sources. We are looking into a Green Angus at the moment. You can already buy a Lady Angus.

I had a bad day at work. I was stressed, so I got in the car and drove home. I soon realised to help ease that stress I’d get some comfort from my seat inserted Angus. Gosh was I relieved.

by Angus 2000 November 28, 2010

Angus

Ironically vegan

Angus is a name for a brand of meat but ironically he's vegetarian.

by TomTheKiller February 13, 2017

Angus

Someone who always knows where everyone lives

Girl: I want to ask Jason out but I don’t know where he lives

Angus: he lives on bigman road three houses along

Girl: omg you are such Angus

Angus: yeh sure mate

by xXxinsane574xXx June 28, 2019