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Andres

Is the best fortnite player in his family. He has a long throbbing 10-12 inch cock and Can get any girl he wants
Andres is hot AF
by Hiurgaylol June 12, 2018
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Andreas

His name is Andreas
by Elliken April 22, 2010
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Andreas

Andreas simply means "Man". It is a name given to children of which the parents lack creativity, and thus must refer to the gender of their crotch goblins.

Andreases are always fun to be around! Most of the time, they are somewhat dangerous as well. You might think of Andreas as a crazy psychopath, but in fact he is just crazy. Andreas are inventors and likes to make weird stuff that goes beep boop and blinks in weird colors. They are SUUUPER creative and can do almost anything with the right tools! Andreases are sexist and has a tendency to call their female friends for BITCH. They have lowkey (secretly high key) gay tendencies, and would hump a body pillow if they could.

In a friend group, Andreas always starts the party. He's a total joker, and is kind of like a dog at times. His toots are very very potent and dangerous and sometimes so wet, you can't be sure if it was just a poot poot or a nasty shard.
Guy 1: Heyyy look at that guy over there, he just made a blinking beer bomb out of eggshells!
Guy 2: Did he just fill it up with booze and rubber ducks?

Guy 1: Wow, he must be an Andreas!
by Maoraw March 12, 2021
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elias andres guevara

1.the coolest person in the world. mainly thanks to hiss awesome ability to gain friends 2.a trust worthy person 3. awesome person who loves playing soccer 4. just plain awesome
Look at him he's such an Elias andres Guevara. =
by potatoestohotforyou2354677564 January 24, 2010
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san andreas

An opportunity for White middle class pricks to pretend that they're poverty stricken black people living in the 'ghetto'
by coined January 25, 2005
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Andres

A guy with a huge penis, great in bed, gets all the girls and over all is totally awesome
Andres gets all the girls
by Oliver Montalven December 6, 2016
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Andres

Andres' are little pricks who are horrific boyfriends who are extremely likely to cheat with anyone with an arse or tits. They love being flirty and having fun, especially when they've had one sip of any 1% achol because they are a complete light weight. They can't trust their girlfriend in relationships because they can't trust themselves. Keep an eye on your boy. However, Andres' are very good looking, sweet and funny that's why they do make amazing boyfriends. Then again they do spill a lot when they are drunk. Andres you know what i mean and who knows maybe or maybe not.
Andres is my little Bubba

Andres is my little prick
But he is a MASSIVE MANWHORE
by Kisses your BITCH November 12, 2019
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