Albuquerque Abortion

Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.

"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."

by SirPhoque October 20, 2021

Palm Abortion

another term for masturbation

"Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"

"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"

by ab421 September 10, 2011

Ostrander Abortion

A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.

1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?

2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.

by deskjet08 May 18, 2014

Failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q

by FG5000 May 15, 2021

Southside Abortion

when a pregnant woman is on crack and goes crazy and tries to fight the police. being attacked the officers beat her down killing the fetus inside her uterus.

shamaya got high and tried to beat up a cop. The cop then pulled out his night stick and beat the woman down killing her baby. oh you mean a southside abortion?

by tom kittytinkle September 26, 2010

Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.

I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.

by bloodchills March 9, 2011

abort an aberration

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016